Atheists Unite!

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Re: Atheists Unite!

Postby twister » Wed Feb 27, 2019 8:36 am

Most people I know don't go to church and they don't care about religion much at all. Those that I know who do go to church mostly do it for the social aspect. It's not all that easy to meet people who aren't total losers otherwise.
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Re: Atheists Unite!

Postby camel » Fri Apr 19, 2019 3:23 pm

Would you walk a mile for me?
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Re: Atheists Unite!

Postby shadylady » Sat Apr 20, 2019 6:34 am

How Do Pastafarians Celebrate Easter?
Many atheists are closet Pastafarians. Everyone has to have something to believe in!
Pastover is a religious holiday analogous to the Jewish holiday of Passover, as well as the Christian holiday of Easter. During this time, Pastafarians across the globe are encouraged to eat copious amounts of pasta, usually spaghetti, which is cooked "in His image" by family members dressed as Pirates. Pastover celebrates the time when the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching people with His Noodly Appendage.

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Re: Atheists Unite!

Postby pdm » Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:47 am

The Flying Spaghetti Monster recently appeared to me in the form of some witch's hair growing on a bush in the desert. I admit that I was a little high at the time, but experientially speaking it was the most spiritual experience I've ever experienced. Words cannot convey....
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Re: Atheists Unite!

Postby JanuaryJones » Sun Jun 16, 2019 6:48 am

Americans believe in aliens as much as they believe in God now
Some people seem to have a need believe in a higher power. Not sure what exactly would be the beliefs associated with this UFO religion, but maybe that's the point. People can just make up whatever it is they want to believe in and then say that it's endorsed by the aliens!
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Re: Atheists Unite!

Postby surfsteve » Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:15 am

Sounds like you might be interested in Urantia. They are not atheists but believe Earth was seeded by aliens and have a book similar to the bible that is written in modern day language.
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Re: Atheists Unite!

Postby mrgreen » Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:04 pm

What I Love About the Urantia Book
It's just standard Christianity with a twist. :smack:
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