Woke person gets attacked and calls cops.
Cop: Did you get a good look at your attacker?
Woke Person: Yes, clear as day.
Cop: Great. What color was your attacker?
Woke Person: I can’t answer that, that would be racist.
Cop: I see, was this person male or female?
Woke Person: I can’t answer that, that would not only be sexist, but also it might trigger them as I don’t know their pronouns.
Cop: I understand, were they fat/slim, tall/short?
Woke Person: I can’t answer that, that would be body shaming them.
Cop: OK I got everything I need. Don’t bother calling us when whatever it was attacks you again. I can’t arrest the attacker. I’m not paid enough due to defunding.