WAP SONG OF THE YEAR

[tronagirl]

pdm: One of my nephews when he was five held a carrot up to his crotch and said, "Suck it bitch!" to one of his cousins while at a family reunion. His parents were slightly embarrassed by his behavior and quietly pulled him aside to make sure he understood that his behavior was unacceptable. I'm pretty sure he was just emulating the behavior of some character from a movie or something, but the point I'm trying to get to is that just about anything can be an innuendo under the right set of circumstances. Bananas, carrots, baseball bats, etc. on the one hand and tacos, buns, etc. on the other. People have dirty minds and any slight resemblance to something sexual is all it takes!

What I want to know was it full-sized carrot, a carrot stick, or a baby carrot!

[wabbit]

Leftist Logic: Lizzo Claims Her Critics Are Fatphobic, Sexist, And Racist
Not very talented, fat and disgusting, and awkward as a fucking walrus. The so-called haters are just telling the truth and sometimes the truth hurts despite all the idiots praising this fat loser!

[recluse]

Newton South High School Rocky Horror Show
Popular music has become increasingly sexual, but even back in the 1970s things were pretty sexual. What's a little surprising is that this is a public high school production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Nothing like a little "sweet transvestite" action at the local high school!

[MojaveMike]

Trey Parker’s talks about why South Park isn’t affected by cancel culture
South Park is about making fun of extremism and cancel culture and the outrage cycle. The lyrics of WAP are tame compared to many things which have appeared on South Park and yet South Park just keeps on coming out with new episodes.

[torn80]

As long as innuendos have been brought up as a topic in this thread, here's a post made by pdm to the SEXXX EDUCATION thread in the Local News forum:

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes
There are all sorts of little sexual innuendos in this song and that makes perfectly good sense since the song it parodies is basically a sexual song which uses the word BITCH twice. It's also interesting that this song is what might be considered a parody of a grammar lesson and it's only a slight step to change Word Crimes to Sex Crimes which gets us to the topic of SEXXX EDUCATION. All sorts of educational possibilities here depending on the direction you want to go.
[For the benefit of the mentally unfit among us here are the three most obvious sexual innuendos in the song: dangling participle, cunning linguist, and Weird Al has a big dictionary.]

[camel]

torn80: I wonder how many times this song has been played in public school classrooms across the country by teachers who had no idea about the double entendres embedded in the song. Hopefully none of them has been fired, but I can imagine some admin or school board member with a stick up his or her ass making a big deal over something like that!

[wabbit]

The Light Crust Doughboys - Pussy, Pussy, Pussy
This band was active from 1931 to 1942 and was pretty popular back during that time period. Not exactly what you'd call an obscene song, it does employ a very weak double entendre which could easily be overlooked, especially by someone only familiar with two out of the three commonly employed definitions for pussy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_Crust_Doughboys

[dilbert]

In my experience pussy means:
wimp 60% of the time
cat 25% of the time
woman's private part 15% of the time
Then again context matters. For a person who frequently watches pornos it might be very different.

[shadylady]

Burt Bacharach / Tom Jones ~ What's New Pussycat?
I'm surprised no one has posted this one. This is from way back in the 1960s. Nothing obscene and it's hard to imagine that the songwriters (Hal David and Burt Bacharach) meant for there to be a double entendre, but many listeners probably took it that way. Apparently the person who made this video pushed things in that direction, but the song itself can be seen as having no sexual intent.

[CrustyOldFart]

Miami couple uses American flag to catch falling pussy at football game
Sometimes pussies fall from the sky! The people with the flag deserve a round of apaws! It was a purrfect catch, could have been CATastrophe, hope the cat is feline ok.